There once was a man named Barty the Barbarian,
Who walked around the campus like an authoritarian.
A liar and a cheater, all through the bit;
He could only get so far with his charm and his wit.
Using women as if they were props on a stage;
Evidently once was too little, but thrice? An outrage!
He could make one so mad, you’d spiral into a fit;
Perhaps we’ll just settle on him being a blond-headed git.